Sure enough, I found a place online where I can buy Kvas!

Thanks, Tolstiy, for turning me on to this slightly fermented, malted rye Nectar of the Motherland!

It is better than Coca Cola ;)

...special report, ...special page, ...makes sense.

It was also too large to load every time someone came to April of 2005, ...and, frankly, some people found it a bit too graphic.  I don't think it's the few lines of detailed explicit sex, specifically, ...I think it's more picturing our rotund Levelord doing these explicits!

...no problem, the mental visuals are a bit too harsh too bare, ...I mean, to bare, ...and I certainly understand that ;)

The Russian Report can be found up above, ...linked under the title page.

I'm really feeling extraordinarily fortunate! As you can see, most of the important items have been crossed off, ...including my top, #1 fantasy of all time ;)

Please stop asking me if I've tried to contact this Alisa.  You are missing the point!  ...both points, in fact.

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