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August 2004

 

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Fox Urine!  ...I always forget how subjective one's view is.  It's all how you look at something, not the thing itself.  For instance...

...I have a hole open up in my roof due to wind-torn tar paper and wood rot from rain getting in.  Not big damage, but large enough to let a few squirrels take notice and then take residence in my attic.

Squirrels are cool; I remember training them to come to me when I was a kid, and I still enjoy watching them scamper around the yard and trees.  They always look like they're having fun.

I would let these particular squirrels stay in the semi-climate controlled comfort of my house, with their cozy nest of gathered insulation, but they end up chewing through wiring and conduit and can be a real expensive guest.

Along the lines of subjective values, why are squirrels generally acceptable to me, but rats so detestable?  Squirrel's are only rats with cute tails, but any rats in my yard or trees would be immediately eradicated.  Same with crickets and roaches, ...basically the same creature, but while I love crickets (I'll even leave out wet paper towel and pieces of lettuce for the few that end up in the house, ...but the roaches that make it inside are absolutely repugnant and repulsive, and they get flushed without delay!  The roaches here in Texas, by the way, are not like the roaches up north.  They are more happy outside and rarely come inside the house.  They never go after food and such, and they travel alone, not in the hordes of their northern kin, ...so they really aren't so different than the crickets, ...but they are still "roaches",  ...and they're fricken HUGE!

Anyhow, I'm pretty sure I scared the cute little bastards out before they completely settled in, but I want to make sure before I seal up the hole.  I don't want to kill them unnecessarily, especially if it means leaving a bloated, reeking carcass for me to smell for weeks. The solution?  ...fox urine!

I've heard of using predator urine as a deterrent for vermin, but I've never used it myself or known anyone else to have used it.  I bought some yesterday, hearing that it will send the squirrels running faster than shit through a goose.  I was also warned it smells very, very bad...

...it does!

Wow!  It makes your eyes water and you can feel the lining of your sinus melting away,  ...not an attractive fragrance!  ...however, the directions warn that this urine may attract other foxes, ...that it can be very appealing to them, especially when they are in heat.  One mammals ultimate stink is another mammals lure of love ;)

 

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

I believe thanks be due to blessed television and the sacred internet for removing most of my sense of a localized homeland.  I don't watch the Olympics with the same eyes as I did 30 years ago.  I find I don't have a favorite team, once based on their country of origin, not even with the Americans.

I do have one exception this time, ...the Iraqi Soccer Team!  I hope they win the gold, ...THAT would be cool!

This all has me remembering the first Olympics I watched back in 1972.  I was so smitten with Olga Korbut.  Back then, the USSR was the Big Red Enemy, and I felt strange not cheering for the Americans, ...didn't really care though, ...she was so beautiful and I wanted to move to Belarus right then and there ;)

...no child porn jokes!  ...Olga is a year older than me!

 

Thursday, August 12, 2004

August 12th 2004!  ...today is Ritual's 8th Year Anniversary, ...wow!

I tried to find a picture that would describe how I feel.  Found one on Rotten.Com, of course.

Entering the game industry, compared to a regular job, was like hearing you could have a menage a trois instead of regular sex.  You enter the bedroom and climb in bed with great anticipation and lust.  Only then do you see the women ;)

Don't get me wrong, ...it's been tons of fun, but a guy sure has to be nimble and alert sometimes to avoid being crushed or suffocated!

Thanks to everyone who has sent their wishes ;)

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