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July 2003 |
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Monday, July 28, 2003 |
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Almost everyone that got an email invitation was on the Master List
of Sir Eddings. There were, however, special people that I
emailed directly. He didn't say he would be there, but he didn't
say he would not...
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Wednesday, July 23, 2003 |
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It's THAT time of year again, kids! CPL next week, QuakeCon a
fortnight therefter, ...and, of course, the big Levelord's Legendary
League of Leaky Livers Party to start it all proper!
Click on the image to the right for all the details.
Each year these parties get bigger and bigger. You remember
last year's, with the peanut butter and Q-Tips, yes?
Well, this year Vince Desi and Running With Scissors are
holding their Postal2 Babes Calendar Contest at
the party. We are going to fill the place with lucious women,
...yes, the ones with those ever-perplexing mammaries, ...and decide
which dozen are befitting the Postal Calendar this year.
Email invites are going out, but the list is too hard to
maintain, so if you're reading this, consider yourself invited ;) |
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Thursday,
July 17, 2003 |
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There are two things I will never be able to answer, ...first, why
I can't seem to pick up any girls, especially when I take such care
to look appealing? ...and what exactly is it about one girl in a
crowd that sets her far above and beyond the others. We had a small
pre-Levelord's Leaky Livers Party last night at a local bar. Details
for the full-blown LLLP should appear shortly. Going to be a
big one this year, with some new additions to the festivities.
Anyways, we were at this bar last night, pretty much all of
Ritual, including our recently cast-away comrades. Great time
it was, ...I miss those guys dearly.
The place was jam-packed with drop-dead gorgeous women. The
bar is just down the street from Southern Methodist University,
which explains the situation ;)
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I sat, like most of my cohorts, drinking beers and watching all
these women. Some dancing, quite provocatively, others just
standing there being young and glowing and beautiful. There
must have been 30-50 of them, and I could have fantasized all night
about each and every one. You know, purely sex dreams. There
was this one girl, though, sitting in the corner, that was somehow
very special. For the life of me I can't tell you what made her
different. Attractive, yes, just like the rest, ...but this
one made me think of more wholesome and sincere thoughts, ...not
marriage per se, but life long sort of things. The others, I
just want to watch and drool and be done with, ...this one, I kept
thinking "Please look this way, please pay some attention!".
This happens often, being strangely and strongly attracted to one
individual girl out of many.
What was it about her in particular? I tried to be
scientific. I do tend to look for certain characteristics that
typically set me off, but she really didn't fit into any of those
groups. There was something about her face, but I don't know
what. I am definitely a face guy. There was something
about her gestures and the way she gracefully panned her eyes back
and forth, each changing glance enhanced by subtle undulations of
her eye brows and cheek muscles. Her smile, her smile made me
melt. Her body was modest, compared to the hordes dancing
about, but there was something indescribably special about hers.
The others, I wanted to fuck; this one, I wanted to make babies.
Weirdness.
It's strange. I remember this all the way back to Denise
Skeen in 4th Grade. I still can't tell you what she had, but
it was her panties I always tried to see as she sat across the room.
She's the one I would take to the store and buy candy for.
She's the one I thought about at night in those weird pre-adolescent
fantasies. I knew then that I didn't know why, and here I am
40 years later still not knowing how I know ;) |
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Tuesday,
July 15, 2003 |
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It's gOoD to have a BaDmAn around!
...even if you need to post a guard to watch him most of the time
;)
Levelord® Industries has received more than a few emails
wondering why the sudden suspension of updates, especially after
last month's full-mooned Friday 13th. We have been very busy since
then, pleasantly so mind you, and it was just a mere over sight.
I have been directed, by HeRr BaDmAn, to make an update, ...any
update, to relieve the masses of their concern ;) |
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I can only think of two things to write about right now, ...ja
wohl, ...breastesses! I asked around yesterday, to get
feedback about this idea for writing today, and many said "That's
all you write about, Richard, ...tits!". Let me
just say now, in my defense, that I was a bottle baby and may in
fact have deep seated Breast Depravity Depression Syndrome.
Okay, I do think about breasts often, ...and I have a few
questions related to them.
First, their location. When, during our mammalian
evolution, did they move up to the chest? Almost all other
mammals have theirs down near the stomach. My first thought,
...must have something to do with arboreal living. Our fellow
primates share the same feeding location. Then again, there
are many mammals that live in trees that do not have these displaced
nipples. |
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Why only two now? Yes, we tend to only have one or two
children at a time, but again, many mammals share this birth count
yet still retain their full compliment of mammaries. Finally, and
most fortunately for those of us that have BDDS, when did human tits
gain so much fatty material around them. Show me one fellow
mammal that has this quality, one! Not even our primate
cousins. All of them, except us, have at best those tubular,
only-get-full-when-needed flappy nozzle things. Humans have
these relatively enormous, double dairy farms that could not be part
of any survival package, ...other than making the female more
attractive to our forefather BDDS lineage. |
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