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June 2003

 

Thursday, June 19, 2003

“I’ll have what she’s having!”

Okay, we need some happy news here, …and it just so happens we have some.  It’s not a Dick Story, but the names of those involved, including the establishments, need to be protected.  For the set-up, let’s say that we had some visiting dignitaries yesterday, you may refer to them as publishing dignitaries, and we took them to dinner last night at one of Dallas’ more refined restaurants.  Rather nice place, it is, with Porches and Ferraris out front and cloth towels in the bathrooms.
We were placed at a table near the back, right next to the banquet room that is sectioned off by a wall and double doors.  The wall had windows, which will become important near the end of the story. We had an exquisite dinner and some of the best wine ever.  The wine list looked like the amortization schedule for my house, actually.  We ate and joked for hours, and were ready for desert at about 11:30pm.  The restaurant was empty by then, except for us.

Just as we finished ordering desert, we started to hear these loud noises coming from the banquet room.  Loud noises, like furniture being moved around, …violently!  You know, the sound of table legs resonating as the table is dragged across the floor just before smacking against the wall, chairs flipping over, silverware clanging, ...stuff like that.

One, ...two, ...soon all eight of us were up peering through the windows to see what was going on in there.  What was going on?  One of our four servers was a female and, evidently, her rather energetic lesbian lover was at the restaurant to pick her up after work, …I mean really pick her up.

We peeked through the windows to see the waitress spread-eagled on one of the tables, and her girlfriend between her legs kissing and grabbing and kissing and, …well, you know, that stuff women do to other women. It was hilarious!  We were all gazed for what seemed like an hour, me feeling a bit childish for watching what was really none of my business.

Within a few minutes, the girlfriend noticed us (probably heard the giggling and laughter), got up, and closed the blinds.  This was followed by more even louder sounds of furniture being tossed, and soon after that, both of them leaving the room.  The waitress first, walking fast paced and saying “You’re going to get me fired!”, and her girlfriend, undauntedly, chasing near behind her.

 

Monday, June 16, 2003

There's a reason why we wait for three days before the funeral.  It's because it takes that long to come back from the shock and really start to deal with the lose.  I'm starting to deal with the lose.

Last Friday, ...Friday the 13th, ...a full-mooned Friday, ...was befitting the notorious reputations these two superstitions have.  It was one of the worst days ever, ...it was the day Ritual had to say goodbye to some of the most gifted game developers the industry has ever seen, and it was the day I had to say goodbye to some of my closest friends.

Make no mistake, we work long hours and spend most of our time with each other.  I have been closer to these people than my own family. For some of them, I would gladly jump out in front of a truck.

One thing needs to be made clear, ...it was NOT the EF2 Team that was let go.  It was a group selected under the most horrible and arduous conditions.

Look down at your hand right now and try to decide which two fingers you would cut off if you suddenly found out you had only a three-fingered glove with which to protect your entire hand.  Without the glove, your hand would freeze and fall off, all of it.  Which two fingers would be the least painful to do without, ...and remember, as hard as that decision would be, the actual cutting would be equally agonizing no matter which two you selected.  That was last Friday.

On a broader note, Ritual is doing fine.  We are traumatized, true, but the company is strong and very eager to finish Condition Zero for the PC and Counter-Strike for the XBox.  We also are continuing with our pursuit of almost a half dozen new projects, three of which could be signed within a month or three.

I personally have received many, many emails and phone calls wishing us continued prosperity and offering condolences.  My utmost thanks to you people because in times like these, having friends and support is the most precious thing of all for a human.

 

Monday, June 2, 2003

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