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April 2003 |
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Tuesday, April
29, 2003 |
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There is much talk `round these parts lately about America and
patriotism and all that. Make no mistake, I love my country and
most everything for which it stands.
However, sometimes I get this incredible urge to move to
Europe!
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Wednesday, April
16, 2003 |
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For some strange reason, I just had to appropriate this from
SomethingAwful and post
it here. Couldn't help it, Mr. Lowtax (a name befitting this
day in particular), sorry! If you do not already visit SA on a
daily basis, you probably already have cancer, so don't bother now.
If you do visit daily, please buy a coffee mug! |
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Monday, April
7, 2003 |
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Where would I hide if I were Saddam Insane, ....hmmm. A mosque?
A hospital? A school? ...not really sure the Americans
wouldn't actually drop bombs if they thought I was inside.
They may stop and think for a minute, ...then BAM!
The one place I would hide is in the hotel where all the
reporters are located! |
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Wednesday, April 2, 2003 |
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Okay, okay, ...sorry! I couldn't help make the connection, and
therefore the April Fool's joke, between Condition Zero and the
"war" going on right now. Sorry, wasn't funny, stop emailing
me! To the others? ...my friends that bought the gag and are
now emailing me to recommend that I don't go to Kuwait? ...it was a
joke! ...thanks anyways, though ;)
Back to the bad humor thing. There are some pretty shitty
things in the world. There probably will always be shitty
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There are very cool things, too, though. I just got a phone
call from a good friend in Moscow. The call was on my cell
phone and it was as clear as vodka with no lag or interruptions. If I didn't know better, I would have sworn Comrade
Kabanov
was right next door. Incredible, this technology thing.
Mir, moi droog Tolstiy! |
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Tuesday, April 1, 2003 |
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Holy shit! I'm not sure I'm going to actually do this, ...I
mean, but wow! Valve wants to send me to Kuwait for two weeks to
get some good reference material for Condition Zero! Evidently Gabe knows Tommy, and Tommy knows Arnold, etc, etc, ...and somehow
they got the okay from George and Donald!
Having been in the Navy, I'm not so sure about all that sand, but
what an opportunity! |
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