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...my life is complete, ...and there is no need for any other game to be made!

This is Steve at the National Auto Sport Association Driving Event held on August 3rd at the MotorSports Ranch here in Texas.  The passenger is his instructor at the racing school.

 All joking aside, I do like his car, ...it's a BMW M3 and a nice piece of work.

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Jelo, how are you?

How are the children?  How is your mother?

I heard that you cheat on me.

When I come home I will kill you.

Krsto from Germany.

You see why I fear the Croats so much, right?  I mean, the message alone is scary enough, ...then there's the fact that Saša is from Zagreb, not Germany!

Of the 37 emails I received only one came close to the correct translation and, of course, it was from The AntiELVIS... ..."A tree asks two gay men with snakes in their ears if they will boot a woman out of the Big Brother House in favor of the Nazi guy.".

...I can't believe we've been here four for years already, ...I mean, for four years already,  ...no wait!  ...six years!  Although we celebrated prematurely last week (very much like Rob's animal husbandry "celebrations"), today is our actual birthday.

I tried to look-up some sort of cool internet photo related to "ritual birthdays" and all I got was a bunch of stuff about ritual birthday spankings, ...hmmm.

"No, ...not emotionally.  No, ...I'm not. I'm disappointed, ...not terribly, ...but still.  It should have gone much further, much faster!  It’s ok, ...I know what the problem is.

It’s obviously the drag coefficient."

...can you guess the real movie reference?

I get many emails from all around the world.  I got many emails from Croatia.  More often than usual, the Croatian emails are very, very scary!  This is why they make great games, I believe.

I got this in an email from Saša in Zagreb this week.  Nothing much more than this, ...a simple "Hello, I'm from Zagreb, just wanted to write to the Levelord."  ...and this graphic!  I tried to guess what it meant, as well as check my car each day for explosives ;)

Saša sent me the translation a few days later, and it proved to be even more scary than any of my guesses.  I'll post the translation next week, what do you think it means?