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March 2002 |
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Friday, March 29, 2002 |
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| If someone asked you, before you knew better, whether or
not you wanted to locate your office in the middle of a bar district downtown, you'd
probably answer "Hell yes, dude!". I mean, think of the
convenience! That's if you didn't know better!
The picture above is from Ritual's second floor window that Tom and I
share. This was last night around 11:30pm as Tom and I were trying to crank out some
cool and groovy stuff for a deadline. We had been here for about 17 hours.
You can't tell from the dark and blurry picture, but the woman-to-man ratio is about
5::2. Slim, trim, ...all warm-and-soft-inside college-aged women waiting in line to
get into these two bars across the street. Every Thursday night is "College
Night" during which the bars open to 18-year olds and above.
In The BAR on the left, women are dancing on the tables. Last week, they filled
the place with some sort of foam six feet high. Reports have it that breastesses
were exposed and even incidences of fingers being stuck in places.
You're starting to empathize with our pain, aren't you. Crunching till your brain
hurts, semi-paniced that you'll make the deadline, ...and flaunted with this bevy of
newly-ripened beauties, ...laughing and giggling just outside your window.
It's alot like being stranded on a raft in the middle of the ocean. So thirsty
and surrounded by so much water, yet not a drop of it can you drink. |
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Wednesday, March 27, 2002
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| ...and yet another perplexer - you know how you really can't
define the difference between art and pornography, ...you just know it when you see it? Likewise,
I can't tell why it's okay to make love to a Luv Ewe, yet humping your bean bag chair is
perverted.
Here we see Castle relieving alot of his frustrations on a piece of furniture he loving
calls "My Honey". |
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Tuesday, March 26, 2002 |
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Another poser from the Levelord, ...how did the Human Beast
survive so well when it snores so loudly? A relatively defenseless, soft, fleshy 200 lbs
sleeping in some cave or under some tree, ...blasting its presence like a New England fog
horn in May.
Here we see Kiltron, who at this very moment, as I type, is bellowing out so loudly
that you can hear him on the north end of the office. Completely immobile, void of
almost all sensory input, including all of us laughing our asses off at him, ...just
waiting to be the next tender morsel of some wolf pack's menu.
It's amazing we survived! |
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Saturday, March 23, 2002 |
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We've all made the jokes about mounting a 50-caliber or even
a BFG on the hood of our car so that we could blast that fucker just ahead, in the fast
lane, doing half the speed limit. Frankly, though, I never really got that joke. I
mean, if you blast him, there will only be a burning mass of metal and Detroit debris,
still in front of you, that will slow you down even more. That's no real solution,
only a very satisfying-but-temporary way to relieve your anger.
THIS is what I want, ...the Levelord's Levelimo!
Pull up behind the wanker, and before he even knows you're tailgating, ...a quick
undercarriage thrust and hoist, a lateral craning, ...and the lane is mine again! |
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Friday, March 22, 2002 |
| To someone even OLDER
than me, ...HAPPY
BIRTHDAY BOB! |
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Wednesday, March 20, 2002
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Holy shitskihs! Talk about Seperated At
Birth! Most often, when someone says you look just like someone else,
you yourself rarely see the similarity. Really? I look like that? This
time, though, I almost hit the floor when I went to KruizRock's page! Strangely enough, there is
suspicion that my Mom's father, who simply vanished when she was 6 months old, was a White
Russian that fled to France after the Revolution. His name was (maybe still is, we
don't know) Vladmir Ivanovich Montmeny.
Privet, moi brat KruizRock ;) ...y spasibo bolshoe, [Shizo], for the link! |
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Saturday, March 16, 2002 |
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It's amazing how much perspective can change one's view,
...ironically enough ;) I remember, sometime around 15 years ago, jumping from 185
pounds (that's like 84 kilograms for the rest of the world, ...maybe 13 stone for you
Brits, ...stone? ...be right back, ...okay,
...yes) to just over 200 pounds.
I remember how blotted I felt! Boobs, bigger than some of my girlfriends',
bouncing whenever I ran. Not being able to fully see the family jewels. I felt
fat.
Then I jumped in weight again to like 225 pounds. We won't even describe that,
but things like lacing shoes are incredibly hard.
I'm trying to cut back again now, and I'm down to the same 200 pounds. Now, that
same weight feels like Slim Jim City. I'm struttin' my stuff like a ruttin' spring
buck. Same weight, totally different feel. |
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Thursday, March 14, 2002 |
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Our very first Seperated At Birth
photo display! On the left, a picture of Benson Russell grabbed from StileProject ...and on the right,
a picture of Benson Russell from our last Levelord's Leaky Livers Party.
If you're not familiar with StileProject, be warned, it's one of the funniest yet
most-disturbing webpages ever! |
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Sunday, March 10, 2002 |
You
know, the internet is a very dangerous place! You can meet all
sorts of people that you think are cool, ...only to find out too late that you've
been fooled! I thought I had found a whole country full of cool people... |
| ...they make great games, ...they have great beer and
beautiful women, ...they teach you need-to-know phrases like "Imate lijepe
oci! Ovo su kljucevi od mog Ferrarija!" (You have beautiful eyes! These
are the keys to my Ferrari!)... ...they even make you an honorary citizen! Then
you get a picture like THIS -
...and you know you have made a terrible mistake! ... ;)
Hrvati Rulaju! |
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Wednesday, March 6, 2002 |
| I was watching the latest Six Feet Under this
weekend. What a let down! Anyways, that's pretty late at night for me (22:00)
and I left the televsion on while falling asleep. I happened to catch a show with
Monica Lewinski being interviewed. It's a show I wouldn't normally plan on watching,
but I was glad I caught it. I highly recommend seeing this HBO show. After all the
jokes and scandel stuff, I didn't have a very good image of her. I was wrong!
She's an eloquent, intelligent, and very funny person. Hat's off to you, Monica!
I also had forgotten how badly I want to hit Ken Starr with a baseball bat and dip
Linda Tripp in a vat of steamy pig shit. Fucking assholes! ...and Mr. Clinton,
if you only had the balls to admit you were fooling around with a young intern, you'd be a
semi-hero today. |
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Tuesday, March 5, 2002 |
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Holy sheep shit! I've done it ALL now! 1.
I've met A****n C*****k.
2. I've been interviewed by JeffK.
3. Now? ...now I have a web page designed by the illustrious, ...neigh,
...the very DaVinci of web page design, ...Walter |2| Costiak!
Count `em, ...|1|! ...|2|! ...we're bigger and
better than ever before, da? |
| Seriously, ...if you're here, but you don't know what a Walter Costiak,
...a Walter Costi, ...Costinak is, ...yes, ...that's it, ...a
Walter Costinak is, ...then go here! I garauntee you'll say "I didn't know he
did that!" |
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