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March 1999

01 March 1999


There should be a law! When you meet someone who has an identical twin, they should have to tell you so! I was at GamesCon in Toronto this weekend, ...a very very cool gaming event, ...but we'll get to THAT later. Anyhow, the fest was organized by Mark Chandler.

I arrived late Frinight and after checking in to the hotel, headed straight for the bar. I had to taste authentic Canadian beer, ...you know. Anyhow, I spent a good 3 hours partying with Mark and an assortment of fellow gamers. One of the conversations was about how we have all met just enough people to start forgetting names and faces when we are re-introduced to people at these sort of events. The ended well.

The next morning, I arose early and had a great room-service breakfast before heading down to check on the day's events. Walking down the hallway, I met Mark. Except when I said "Hey, Mark!", the dude looked at me funny and said "I'm not Mark!".

Panic attacked and I got flustered. I hate not remembering people, fearing the insult it may incur. The dude looked just like Mark, though! We chatted for about 5 minutes and then split our ways.

It wasn't until later that day that I found out that Mark has an identical twin Glen, ....bastards! They will pay for that, they will pay ;)

The GamesCon event itself was awesome and is highly recommended (rumors have it that there may be another one later this year). It was like a QuakeCon and E3 all wrapped into one. Very well organized, too.

On the news wire... ...I recently posted an small snippet on 3DGaming.net about all the gamer bashing that occurred this year.

http://www.3dgaming.net/stuff/bitchslap/

...and guess who sent the most emails related to the article? You bet, the bashers ;) Seems turn about is NOT in fact fair play. Oh well...

Seriously, for those wondering why the piece was written so late, I was busy with SiN and only now can find the time to write about frivolous things. The motive? As I said, I love the abuse and welcome more. Actually, I understand more has already been posted in places(?) The motive, though, was more for the side-effects and innocent by-standers that get hurt with this shit.

Did I "lower" myself to their realms? Yes, ...yes indeed ;)
 

02 March 1999


Shit! I am really loosing my brains. It's Mark Chandler, not Rick. I guess I'm even with them now, though ;)
 

14 April 1999


Long time, no finger ;( I just had to reference this page because it has made me laugh more than anything else in recent years. I highly recommend a daily visit to Old Man Murray's...

http://www.oldmanmurray.com/default.wc

It can be brutal and down right cruel to game developers, ...hell, it slams just about anything that's not nailed down, but it's too funny to miss no matter who you are. I risk alienation by some of my comrads perhaps, for taking sides with Marvin and his bastardly crew, but having been a prime target myself, I feel no shame in this referal.

...how's THAT for gaming news, Chet?!

Also pointedly related to gaming news, people need to email our esteemed artisan extrordinaire John Mueller (butcher@ritual.com) and get him to finger his Timothy Leary Story (he's not dead, just outside looking in, BTW).
 

14 April 1999

It is with great embarrassment that I forgot to mention the "other" most hilarious web site on the net...

http://www.oldmanmurray.com/seanbaby/

...just read it if you're feeling Blue, ...no wait, ...I mean, it will make you feel up, ...I mean, like, ...when you're down. Thanks for the head's-up, Master Stotler!
 

19 April 1999


There's a story behind the "Name the two guys in the picture" that ran on Blue's... ...anyone care to hear it? ...cool! This is indeed the Good and Humble Levelord who got the chance to meet one of his heros while at UCLA. At the time, Robin Williams and Clint Eastwood were the only two respectable Hollywood types. What a great opportunity you might think, but alas, it was not.

I'm not sure how much of this is true, so please do not quote me, but there were reasons why Robin looked so blue at the time. Normally a very aminated and entertaining person, he looked like this the entire afternoon. I found out later that he was putting away the Peruvian Marching Powder, an obvious stage tool for his first ten years. He also was being divorced by his wife after getting the Latina maid pregnant. Even worse, his dad had just died. Again, other than his dad's death, I don't know for sure about the other reasons, but I have never been so dissapointingly suprised as by this chance meeting.

...he did tell me one funny thing, though, that I still remember to this day. "Richard" he said, "One Levelord beats a Paradox!"
 


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